Is this another "Christian-bashing" book?
No. This book is the author's explanation, in layman's terms, why he is an Atheist. It occasionally pokes fun at some of the traditions and mythology behind certain religions and some subjects considered taboo, but it's all in good fun.

Why is this book written to "the lowest common denominator" audience?
Hitchens, Harris, and Dawkins, the titans of the atheist writing community, have successfully published definitive and authoritative books on atheism and the evils of religion. This one is for the layman who has neither the inclination nor vocabulary for those others. As explained in its introduction, it is intended for common folk who normally wouldn't pick up a book about atheism or don't read much at all. This book is written to appeal to the person who might have trouble staying focused in a thick "academic" book. It follows a very informal writing style, and has lots of illustrations.

Why is this called the "Unedited" version ?
Because the author and publishers were too cheap to hire a professional editor to help smooth the edges. Would you be interested?

Why is Atheist capitalized when it should be "atheist"?
The author feels that since he identifies himself as an Atheist, with regard to it being a label, it should be capitalized, and that the fine people at Webster's and other dictionaries will modify their definition once enough people do the same. For example, you can be catholic, or you can call yourself a Catholic.

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Someone told me that in this book it says that Jesus Christ was gay. Is that true or is that just a ruse to get people to buy it?
Buy the book and find out for yourself.

What is the Doodle Time stuff?
Throughout the book the author gives you little drawing exercises to help you face your religion-borne fears, where he encourages you to draw something funny about a topic being discussed or about something you’ve been taught to take very serious or consider sacred. It's to help brainwashed cult members break their chains. Readers can submit their Doodle Time artwork for posting on this website.

Is this really a How To book?
Not really. It just seems funny to introduce each chapter with "advice for the beginner atheist". Plus, it's a humorous bonus when it shows up in the self-help category of bookstores and on-line retailers.